So I was crafting last weekend and went by Home Depot to pick up some spray paint. Upon checking out, the cashier asked if I was old enough to buy the spray paint. What?!?

I don’t quite fully understand what exactly people do illegally with spray paint….but does it mean I can do it legally now that I’m 30? Is that what happens when you start to really age – your vision deteriorates to the point that you can’t determine whether someone is 18 or 30?

I mean, the cashier must have been about 40 or maybe 60. Man, I’m telling you what – I was counting down the days until I turned 18 and I could buy my first can of……spray paint. Yeah, it was awesome. A tall frosty can of Rust-Oleum Metallic spray paint. I’ll remember that day for the rest of my life.